A typical day in my life:
6:30am - Wake up. Glad I don't have to be at school for offline but a little bummed about not driving to school.
7:37am - Leave the house and start walking to Hunaiza's
8:08am - Catch train, and terrorise juniors.
8:15am - Arrive at school and talk to people. Realise I left my diary and maths text book at home.
8:40am - Go to role call and vent issues to Ian.
8:55am - Arrive at English with my King Lear book in my locker, and my postit notes MIA.
9:37am - Go to maths without textbook. Vent about frustrations in life to Rhoda.
10:28am - walk out to recess feeling knowledgefull
10:54am - Go to legal studies and find out we have a test on Thursday
11:45am - Go to modern and find out we have a test on Friday (write tests on hand because I don't have diary)
12:31pm - Join Victor's group then mine at lunch. Eat. Smile.
1:00pm - Stop 4 poverty.
1:03pm - Resume movement
1:13pm - Go to physics with Amy and Victor. Take luvos =)
2:04pm - Go to chemistry and be told "if you can do this you can do anything". Make several jokes.
2:55pm - Go home.
3:15pm - Visit Mum at work. Then resume walking home.
3:30pm - Get on computer, read everyone's blogs. Pull out things to study.
4:00pm - Eat.
4:15pm - Study for modern, whilst on msn
6:10pm - Victor rings. Talk to him until mum gets home
6:45pm - Mum gets home. Talk to her until Dad gets home.
7:10pm - Dad gets home. Ask him to go for a driving lesson. Stupidly volunteer self to cook dinner.
7:45pm - Go for a drive. Park at Holsworthy station, Feel cool. Realise blinkers don't work, Feel uncool.
8:40pm - Return home and brag about epic parking skills.
8:45pm - Cook dinner whilst doing maths homework.
9:15pm - Eat dinner whilst doing maths homework (and writing about day)
9:30pm - Start actually homeworking
10:00pm - Get pissed off because I have to get up early tomorrow and don't have time to study for legal.
And that was my day.
Goodnight all.
Showing posts with label survival guide. Show all posts
Showing posts with label survival guide. Show all posts
Tuesday, 16 February 2010
Wednesday, 25 November 2009
My softer world
Confession #32: I hate when I upset you. I wasn't crying because you're an arsehole. I was crying because I made you feel like one. I love you.
"It's not a stoplight. It's a pause for peace."
"Just walk up and surprise me" - i(----)you
Caption: In the caves behind my house I found a softer world.
They understand what I had to do for love.
they don't believe in restraining orders.
Welcome to a softer world.
This picture is titled "What I did for love"
It is one of the cartoons that keep me going.
For the past few years, I've been holding onto these. My survival guide.
In so many ways.
These are my lifeline.
And this is my tribute.
Caption: "Hello! This is an email from a stranger who thinks you're just great!
Also, I respect a woman who organises her fridge so well.
Please don't scream when you turn around?"
Title: A stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet
Caption: I want the woman who yells at the potted plants at the library.
Yes, she's clearly troubled, but she's not helpless.
She doesn't take any shit from vegetables, for instance.
Title: Actually, maybe I want to BE her
Caption: I never wanted anything to happen to my parents
but a hero needs an origin story.
Title: And I'm not even sure gamma radiation would do anything
Caption: I can switch at will between being a man or a woman.
It's not my problem if you get weirded out
because my body stays the same.
Title: Any sufficiently complex system is hackable
Caption: I couldn't see through the blood and tears
I kept saying "Is that all you got?" even after they ran off
"Maybe your mom could come down and help?
Title: Ask her not to wear those army boots though
Caption: I'm gonna close my eyes and spin
And the first person I see is my soulmate
OK, class?
Title: But this doesn't mean an easy A
Caption: Some people collect stamps
I break into priests' hpises
and steal their dirty shorts for my vending machines
Title: I also collect stamps
Caption: I hire a prostitute to play tag and hide and go seek
she thinks it's weird repressed sex stuff
I just miss having friends who are girls
Title: I don't mind paying. It's worth it.
Caption: I've started a terrorist cell
We're going to do away with dating services
We're going to burn down Weight Watchers
Title: I used to want to wear plant bombs the night of the prom.
Caption: Police are saying the sniper's victims appear to have nothing in common.
Well, they do now!
Title: I was a terrible news anchor
Caption: I spend my lunch hours surrounded by people who apologiser for every tough
So today I hugged a stranger
and a thousand lonely people rioted
Title: I couldn't stop smiling in the back of the police car
Caption" My mum's buried out in these woods
She wanted her ashes scattered at sea, but it's like she always said
"No"
Title: It just wasn't reasonable
Caption: The sappy music comes up and I wipe the tears from her face
and into a heart-shaped vial
Tears make the best lube
Title: Not... not that we need it
Caption: The world isn't going to end just because we've done everything wrong.
Though, that would be easier.
Title: Oh fuck, we're doomed! Quick! To the movie theatre!
Caption: Thionking about the infinity of space makes me insane
I never want my kids to feel this small
So yeah, I let them eat whatever
Title: Priorities
Caption: Sometimes, I wish I could take back all my mistakes
but then I think
what if my mother could take back hers?
Title: She told me I was the best mistake she ever made
Caption: I told everyone I built my robot wife for sex
but late at night when we're alone
we mostly play battleship
Title: She's never too tired
Caption: The robot replacement wife laughs at all my jokes
Which was nice at first
Title: But even battleship gets old after 15 years
Caption: The sleepover is an integral part of a young girl's social like.
My firends are here to talk about boys. and laugh.
I'm here because my mother locked me out again.
Title: Smiling fights the lonely moster
Caption: Normal people don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone
Is that what you're saying?
Title: Tell me another one
Caption: Halfway down she remembered
that Golden Girls was out on DVD
which could have gone in the CONS column
Title: Thankyou for being a friend
Caption: It was a plague nobody expected
pubert again, instead of death
cracking voices, and new bodies we can't understand
Title: The ravages of puberty leave nobody unscathed
Caption: My gramma has this joke where she says "Knock knock"
I say "who's there?"
she says "I can't remember" and starts to cry
Title: This is what frustrates me
Caption: I called my therapist yesterday, in a panic
I said "what if the sky falls again?"
And she said "Well, what if you fall in love?"
Title: True dreams
Caption: As a child, I killed animals
Not for any rish but because they seemed so sad
and I didn't know what else to do
Title: What would they do with their freedom?
Caption: The fall left him with brain damage and two long scars.
We tease him. "Oh him? He fell out of the ugly tree."
He looks most like our brother when he laughs
Title: We miss you
Caption: I was going to figure out the postage
and send you my heart
for Christmas.
But my friends talked me out of it.
They said "why would you send her something broken?"
Title: We've been good but we can't last
"It's not a stoplight. It's a pause for peace."
"Just walk up and surprise me" - i(----)you
Caption: In the caves behind my house I found a softer world.
They understand what I had to do for love.
they don't believe in restraining orders.
Welcome to a softer world.
This picture is titled "What I did for love"
It is one of the cartoons that keep me going.
For the past few years, I've been holding onto these. My survival guide.
In so many ways.
These are my lifeline.
And this is my tribute.
Caption: "Hello! This is an email from a stranger who thinks you're just great!
Also, I respect a woman who organises her fridge so well.
Please don't scream when you turn around?"
Title: A stranger's just a friend you haven't met yet
Caption: I want the woman who yells at the potted plants at the library.
Yes, she's clearly troubled, but she's not helpless.
She doesn't take any shit from vegetables, for instance.
Title: Actually, maybe I want to BE her
Caption: I never wanted anything to happen to my parents
but a hero needs an origin story.
Title: And I'm not even sure gamma radiation would do anything
Caption: I can switch at will between being a man or a woman.
It's not my problem if you get weirded out
because my body stays the same.
Title: Any sufficiently complex system is hackable
Caption: I couldn't see through the blood and tears
I kept saying "Is that all you got?" even after they ran off
"Maybe your mom could come down and help?
Title: Ask her not to wear those army boots though
Caption: I'm gonna close my eyes and spin
And the first person I see is my soulmate
OK, class?
Title: But this doesn't mean an easy A
Caption: Some people collect stamps
I break into priests' hpises
and steal their dirty shorts for my vending machines
Title: I also collect stamps
Caption: I hire a prostitute to play tag and hide and go seek
she thinks it's weird repressed sex stuff
I just miss having friends who are girls
Title: I don't mind paying. It's worth it.
Caption: I've started a terrorist cell
We're going to do away with dating services
We're going to burn down Weight Watchers
Title: I used to want to wear plant bombs the night of the prom.
Caption: Police are saying the sniper's victims appear to have nothing in common.
Well, they do now!
Title: I was a terrible news anchor
Caption: I spend my lunch hours surrounded by people who apologiser for every tough
So today I hugged a stranger
and a thousand lonely people rioted
Title: I couldn't stop smiling in the back of the police car
Caption" My mum's buried out in these woods
She wanted her ashes scattered at sea, but it's like she always said
"No"
Title: It just wasn't reasonable
Caption: The sappy music comes up and I wipe the tears from her face
and into a heart-shaped vial
Tears make the best lube
Title: Not... not that we need it
Caption: The world isn't going to end just because we've done everything wrong.
Though, that would be easier.
Title: Oh fuck, we're doomed! Quick! To the movie theatre!
Caption: Thionking about the infinity of space makes me insane
I never want my kids to feel this small
So yeah, I let them eat whatever
Title: Priorities
Caption: Sometimes, I wish I could take back all my mistakes
but then I think
what if my mother could take back hers?
Title: She told me I was the best mistake she ever made
Caption: I told everyone I built my robot wife for sex
but late at night when we're alone
we mostly play battleship
Title: She's never too tired
Caption: The robot replacement wife laughs at all my jokes
Which was nice at first
Title: But even battleship gets old after 15 years
Caption: The sleepover is an integral part of a young girl's social like.
My firends are here to talk about boys. and laugh.
I'm here because my mother locked me out again.
Title: Smiling fights the lonely moster
Caption: Normal people don't steal dirty panties to feel close to someone
Is that what you're saying?
Title: Tell me another one
Caption: Halfway down she remembered
that Golden Girls was out on DVD
which could have gone in the CONS column
Title: Thankyou for being a friend
Caption: It was a plague nobody expected
pubert again, instead of death
cracking voices, and new bodies we can't understand
Title: The ravages of puberty leave nobody unscathed
Caption: My gramma has this joke where she says "Knock knock"
I say "who's there?"
she says "I can't remember" and starts to cry
Title: This is what frustrates me
Caption: I called my therapist yesterday, in a panic
I said "what if the sky falls again?"
And she said "Well, what if you fall in love?"
Title: True dreams
Caption: As a child, I killed animals
Not for any rish but because they seemed so sad
and I didn't know what else to do
Title: What would they do with their freedom?
Caption: The fall left him with brain damage and two long scars.
We tease him. "Oh him? He fell out of the ugly tree."
He looks most like our brother when he laughs
Title: We miss you
Caption: I was going to figure out the postage
and send you my heart
for Christmas.
But my friends talked me out of it.
They said "why would you send her something broken?"
Title: We've been good but we can't last
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